[snipped for length -sylvia]
KING OF ENGLAND!
Or, you know… the Queen…
Hurray for The King’s Speech!
DUDE! I am IRON MAN!!!!
I’m a Browncoat!
FUCK YEAH!
I’m a Starfleet Officer!
RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT!!!!!! I WIN!
I’m the captain of a stupidly-named cruise ship, which will sink and in which I will surely die. At least forever will be short.
I’m…learning how to be human? Ponyo doesn’t have a job. But I feel like “learning how to be human” describes both my personal coping mechanism for mental illness and my professional goal of sociologist, so I’m good.
I am an Arisocat.
I AM ALSO IRON MAN!!!!
I’m a dandy warlock who kidnaps people as sacrifices in order to live forever. YAY. Hammer horror…..
I’m bloody Captain Kirk deal with it.



